In the multiverse, there are infinite worlds... within and without. Inside Cobra Commander, these worlds are constantly at war.
Should he attack:
Earth-USA, defended by an elite squadron of enlisted men and women from every possible service (including the WWF), who are especially good at nicknaming each other and shooting up the asphalt. Extra bonus: Swivel-arm battle grip!
Or Earth-USSR, defended by 4 guys and a girl in an "assault" pick-up truck and dark beige fatigues, who are especially good at cutting in line and subverting the minds 1950s Hollywood types. Extra bonus: Sew-on red star badges!
And once he knows which, he'll be on his way. For as you well understand, knowing is half the battle.
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