Batman and the Outsiders #3: Pages 10-11

And we return to our regularly scheduled Outsiders Special: A Day Out With Halo.So it's gonna be GAY-bee after all. So I guess it's to be GAY-bree-ELLE too. Is it HAY-low, or HAH-low? kah-TAH-nah or KAY-tunuh? GEE-oh-FORCE or GEE-oh-FARCE? Well, whatever BAIT-man says, I guess that's how we pronounce it.
And if you were wondering how quickly Halo (HIGH-low?) would compromise Bruce Wayne's connection to Batman...
Bruce Wayne must have tabloids interesting in him, right? Probably photographers taking pics of him hanging out with a 16-year-old in the street? Taking pictures that can eventually be matched to news photos of Halo (Hah-loooo?) fighting crime without a mask on? This might turn out to be as bad as that time Commissioner Gordon recognized Dick Grayson's thighs...
Bruce Wayne shocks Halo (AY-law?) by telling her he doesn't like the Batman. It must be lonely when you can't even stand yourself. Oh the angst!
Bom bom bom bom bom... bom bom bom bom bom... Pretty woman, walkin' down the street... Pretty woman...

But let's leave Richard Gere and Julia Roberts on their shopping spree and cut later to Katana's story. If she has a story.
Ok, I see. Moving the Outsiders into Wayne Mansion would have been awkward, especially for the actual Bat-titles. But into the Wayne Foundation Building? No possible trouble there!
If it was good enough for Bruce Wayne, it's good enough for two girls. Millionaire playboyery aside, the place has hardly been used. Halo can fly out of here easily and you can take the elevator down, Katana. It's a perfect solution.
The secret origin of Katana, as exposed in a single panel folks. Katana's not very smart about secret identities. She's known to own that sword in real life. That's almost as damning as using the same HQ your alter ego uses.
I'll teach you to hide your identity. And now that I've made you take off your mask, I can tell you I invited the other Outsiders to view your naked face.

No secrets among them Outsiders! (Unless you're Batman.)

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