Ambush Bug returns in eleven weeks, and already he's got me thinking about cool merchandise. After all, the Bug is the man who brought us such Silver Age goodies as the Surprise Pop!
If there's a sucker born every minute, where's mine? Hopefully the Final Crisis will fix it so that there's enough kryptonite in the DC Universe so it can be mass produced as a candy!
6 flavors too!
-Green: It's a killer taste!
-Red: You never know what it'll actually taste like!
-Blue: Me am hate Surprise Pops!
-White: Stick 'em in the lawn and it kills weeds!
-Jewel: The Phantom Zone favorite!
-Gold: You'll gladly give your powers for a taste!
Surprise Pops: Let yourself be ambushed!
If there's a sucker born every minute, where's mine? Hopefully the Final Crisis will fix it so that there's enough kryptonite in the DC Universe so it can be mass produced as a candy!6 flavors too!
-Green: It's a killer taste!
-Red: You never know what it'll actually taste like!
-Blue: Me am hate Surprise Pops!
-White: Stick 'em in the lawn and it kills weeds!
-Jewel: The Phantom Zone favorite!
-Gold: You'll gladly give your powers for a taste!
Surprise Pops: Let yourself be ambushed!
Comments
Please attach one cheap-ass green-centered sucker to every special-edition, alternate cover printing of the upcoming Ambush Bug #1.
Or alternatively, some temporary tattoos.
Trust me.
-Soup