Cat of the Geek #28: Toonces the Driving Cat

Name: Toonces
Stomping Grounds: Saturday Night Live
Side: Irresponsible
Breed: American shorthair
Cat Powers: Can apparently drive! Amazingly long legs.
Skills: Eat 4, Sleep 3, Mischief 10, Wit 3, Driving 2
Cat Weaknesses: Can't actually drive!
Theme Song:

Comments

  1. DeOctober 21, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    I miss Phil Hartman :-(

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  2. Sea-of-GreenOctober 21, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    Oh, Toonces. I loved Toonces. I think that was the last time SNL was genuinely funny.

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  3. BullyOctober 21, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    Toonces would make me fall on the floor with laughter. It's such a brilliant but simple concept, and even though (like so much on SNL) they did it over and over again with the same joke, it was still hilarious. I recently found my Toonces coffee mug and I'm thinking twice about putting it up on eBay now.

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  4. mwbOctober 21, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    Leading to the inevitable fanfic of Toonces and Salem (Sabrina) - Road Trip!

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  5. SiskoidOctober 21, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Is that a real thing?

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  6. Cal's Canadian Cave of CoolnessOctober 21, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    Toones is the bestest kitty ever and the finest ping pong player next to Spunky...they really go tat it.

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  7. mwbOctober 21, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    Siskoid asks: "Is that a real thing?"

    Only if there's any justice in the 'net!

    I've joked about writing it for years - while hoping someone would have beat me to it.

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