Name: ShakiraStomping Grounds: Warlord (DC Comics)
Side: Good
Breed: Skartaris werecat
Cat Powers: Can turn herself into a human woman. Somehow doesn't arouse any jealousy from the Warlord's wife.
Skills: Eat 6, Sleep 7, Mischief 6, Wit 7, Weapons 8
Cat Weaknesses: Cat-like instincts even when fully human, such as a desire to chase mice, and a pathological fear of water. An unfortunate bikini bottom.
I used to take my copies of Who's Who to read during quiet time in class. I was in the 7th grade at the time and the page was opened to the Shakira entry. Some jerk told the teacher I was looking at porn and I was given detention because she thought so too.
ReplyDeleteI always found Shakira interesting and sexy. She's one of my favorite characters from the Warlord series.
ReplyDeleteMe too. Not that she has much competition.
ReplyDeleteThe question is: is she REALLY wearing a bikini bottom?
ReplyDelete"ew!"