Cat of the Geek #54: The Cat in the Hat

Name: The Cat in the Hat
Stomping Grounds: Six of Dr. Seuss' books
Side: Chaos
Breed: Tuxedo Cat
Cat Powers: Dimensionally transcendental hat. Magical clean-up. Disappear without a trace. Amazing equilibrium.
Skills: Eat 5, Sleep 1, Mischief 10, Wit 7, Detect latchkey kids across space and time 8
Cat Weaknesses: Mike Meyers.
Bonus muppet version:

Comments

Sea-of-Green said…
So, is there something wrong with me that I never liked the Cat in the Hat?

I always liked Horton better. :-)
March 25, 2010 at 3:17 PM
Siskoid said…
I'm a fan of There's a Wocket in My Pocket, myself.

The Cat kinda scared me as a kid. Not scared really, but made me uneasy. Maybe because I'm so Lawful Good.
March 26, 2010 at 7:57 AM
Austin Gorton said…
Maybe because I'm so Lawful Good.

Ha! I think this was my problem with the Cat too.

I always preferred the moralizing Lorax, myself.
March 29, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Post a Comment