Batman and the Outsiders #5: Pages 21-22

Our battleground: The widest top of stairs ever known. The fighters: The Fearsome Few vs. 9 Titans and Outsiders. Despite the Fearsomes' claims, there's really not enough of them to go around. (Black Lightning and Cyborg, take a break, get yourselves a cup of coffee, dudes. Halo and Starfire, hang back and play defense, girls.) So my question is: Where does Terra get that dirt she's slinging around?Potted plants around the building? Because we're at the top of the Empire State Building. In the middle of New York City. Where is this lawn coming from? All it's doing, of course, is drawing the ire of Slinky's (what kind of an insult is that, unless you throw her down the stairs and sing the song) brother.
Geo-Force to the rescue. "Brion!?" No, it must be your other brother, the king of Markovia, flown in special to save your ass. (Well... ask a stupid question...)

Meanwhile, also at the top of the TARDIS stairs, the Dynamic Duo is back together again.
Good thing Robin's booties have been treated with anti-radiation radiation (or something). The trick against Gizmo is to strip search him as soon as possible.
Naked dwarf, exposed brain in a dress, red fro and her special needs brother, and Dr. Light... They should call themselves the UndigniFive (yes, I just made that up, royalties payable ME). And while Batman and Robin are busy ransacking Gizmo's pants, Geo-Force and Terra are making a terrible mistake:
That's right. Having their picture taken like the Big White Hunters they are WITHOUT the benefit of Donna Troy's photography experience. Can't you wait for her to come up the stairs. If Halo's taking it, it's likely that thing'll be all ceiling, blurry or extra dark ("What's a flash?"). And now...
...Metamorpho with your inappropriate and ambiguous incestuous comment on the day.
WHA--?! Transmutation feedback. Right. Now Mike Barr is just making things up as he goes along. Metamorpho just did well, but you know, at heart he's still insecure.
Riff-raff? Come on, Rex. You're better than that. See? You almost got through, there. Oh, you meant the rest of the Outsiders? Right! I'm with you there, buddy.
Glad to see Robin is still in charge of this mission ("Shift change! BL, Cyborg, Halo and Starfire in - Terra and Riff-Rex out!")

Psimon probably thinks he's got them out-manned and outgunned still, though.

1 comments:

Austin Gorton said...

How much can getting hit with dirt really hurt?

You 'ear me?

Classic.

 

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