Cat of the Geek #93: Jingle Cats

Names: Cheesepuff (later accompanied by others, such as Binky, Max, and the black cat Sprikenz)
Stomping Grounds: Meowy Christmas, Here Comes Santa Claws, Rhythm and Mews, and First Meowel (all music from the depths of Hell)
Side: Evil
Breed: All appear to be American shorthairs
Cat Powers: Santa-crafted magic hats that enable the cats to sing. The singing can be heard by cats and dogs from far away (such as from beyond the clouds while riding Santa's sleigh. Precognitive dreams (Sprikenz only). Magic dust that turns cats invisible (Cheesepuff only). Telepathic goggles (Max only). Warrior goblin pendant (Binky only). Their first record sold out in a matter of hours.
Skills: Eat 3, Sleep 6, Mischief 7, Wit 4, Test my patience 10
Cat Weaknesses: The singing, mostly. Forced a poor sound engineer to record 1000 meows to achieve 20 melodies (then again, it was the said engineer's idea).

Comments

De said…
I'm curious as to what animal noises will be used next to rip off the Jingle Bells as barked by dogs.
Siskoid said…
I want to hear Jingle Cows.
Jeff R. said…
That seems like an excess of effort: doesn't autotune work for cats?