From: The desk of Aquaman
To: DC editorial offices
To whom it may concern,
I am sending this letter in care of Mr. Julius Schwartz in the hope that it gets into the right hands. I am writing in order to voice my concerns re: Superman, specifically since he's lost his marbles and started walking the length of the United States. One never knows how a hero will come out of something like that (my long hair period being a case in point). Not to sound like an egotist, but my incipient return to monthly (or near-monthly, let's be fair) publication drives me to insure its success, not for me, but for my supporting cast - Mera, the new Aqualad and Aquagirl, and hopefully Topo (you may read this as a request).
However, it has come to my attention that Superman's obsession with a certain mermaid in the 1960s has given him a strange take on marine life, one I would rather he not impose on my finny friends through this precarious time for my franchise.
As further evidence of what I am touching on, I am attaching a few pictures that illustrate my point.
My finny friends appreciate neither his mistaking them for his wife, invitations to dance or being taken out of the water for a stroll.
I hope you will give my letter the weight it deserves.
Sincerely,
Arthur Curry
"Aquaman"
Atlantis, Atlantic Ocean
To: DC editorial offices
To whom it may concern,
I am sending this letter in care of Mr. Julius Schwartz in the hope that it gets into the right hands. I am writing in order to voice my concerns re: Superman, specifically since he's lost his marbles and started walking the length of the United States. One never knows how a hero will come out of something like that (my long hair period being a case in point). Not to sound like an egotist, but my incipient return to monthly (or near-monthly, let's be fair) publication drives me to insure its success, not for me, but for my supporting cast - Mera, the new Aqualad and Aquagirl, and hopefully Topo (you may read this as a request).
However, it has come to my attention that Superman's obsession with a certain mermaid in the 1960s has given him a strange take on marine life, one I would rather he not impose on my finny friends through this precarious time for my franchise.
As further evidence of what I am touching on, I am attaching a few pictures that illustrate my point.
My finny friends appreciate neither his mistaking them for his wife, invitations to dance or being taken out of the water for a stroll.I hope you will give my letter the weight it deserves.
Sincerely,
Arthur Curry
"Aquaman"
Atlantis, Atlantic Ocean
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