Source: Bizarro Comics (2001)
Type: Spoof
Bizarro draws some crazy comics! Like his take on Superman's famous origin in which (blond!) Jor-El turns baby Kal's ship into an overstuffed ark:
Good thing Pa Kent has a farm! He winds up raising the whole kit'n'caboodle! It's got his rewards though:
And a super-chicken that lays a hundred eggs a day, and a super-sheep that needs to be shorn every 5 minutes, etc., etc., etc. KentCo gets rich fairly quick. And these Super-Pets fight crime!
So where is Superman in all this? He's there, but people aren't very interested in the one human in this super-powered menagerie. Even as Clark Kent, he fails to come into Perry's or Lois' good graces. Not while there are super-ferret stories to track down.
In this version of events, Jor-El was wrong and Krypton didn't even blow up. Oops! Maybe Clark should think about going back. Can't be any worse, right?
Type: Spoof
In this version of events, Jor-El was wrong and Krypton didn't even blow up. Oops! Maybe Clark should think about going back. Can't be any worse, right?
Comments
Not sure that I would want to be standing underneath that flying elephant however.