With 184 seats, the Liberals get a majority government, with this hairdo as the new Prime Minister.
With 99 seats, the former Conservative government becomes the official Opposition, and the Harperbot is finally decommissioned at a decade of soulless robot rule.
With 44 seats, the former Opposition drops to third place, but this guy still declares victory. The forest is safe once more from the soulless robot orthodoxy, after all.
With 10 seats, the sovereignist Bloc Québécois confirms its irrelevance.
The Green Party holds on to its single seat, because it's so efficient. More seats would be a waste of Parliamentary resources.
And now you understand the new Canadian political landscape as well as most of the people who cast a vote.
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