Krypto #49: Freaky Friday

From: Adventure Comics #310 (July 1963)

You won't believe this one... So Lana's dad is this big shot archaeologist, right? And he's just come back from an ancient city with mystical artifacts, and having returned to Smallville, is working hard to translate the inscriptions on them. But he's got opponents at the university who don't want to see him promoted and are doing everything in their power to discredit his work. That's not how peer review works, but the politics are real enough... Anyway, one of the inscriptions he HAS translated is on a spinning globe which promises to exchange the minds of two beings who happen to face it when the globe stops spinning. Hogwash, says tenured a-hole Dr. Keighley. And on the basis of THAT assertion, Lang is "suspended". If it's such hogwash, then how does he explain THIS:
Superboy starts acting like a dog, and Krypto a boy, but the story, like Lana, seems confused as to what "mind exchange" entails.
Because that's not just her, misunderstanding what's happening. Superboy and Krypto haven't switched bodies. Krypto is a dog with a human mind, and Superboy acts like he's a dog. A misbehaving dog.
And so he must suffer the indignities of being a dog, while Krypto lords it over him.
Now, it should be seen as VERY suspicious that the next few adventures have the two Kryptonians coming in surprising proximity to Dr. Keighley. For example, a construction worker falls off a beam outside the building where a vote is being held about Lang's promotion, Superboy catches him like a dog would!
Yes, "victims of hypnosis" was his explanation for the mind switch. Conspiracy theory much? Those damn vapor trails made me see a talking dog, am I right? THEN a kid gets lost in the forest and Superboy tracks him down with his super-nose (even though, biologically, Krypto still has his dog-like senses) and brings him home. The kid? Keighley's son.
Say whaaaa---? Now he MUST believe. And does. So we can all stop pretending, can't we?
Yep. It was all a hoax managed through super-ventriloquism and Superboy gulping down doggie treats for the Langs' sakes. The translation was real enough; the magic effect wasn't. But, you know, for this plan to really work, Superboy had to push that guy off the beam, right? And get the kid lost in the woods in the first place. Sinister.

1 comments:

wordsmith said...

I think the freakiest part of this issue was the Legion story, in which, at one point, every Legionnaire save Superboy died.

 

Blog Archive

Category

5 Things to Like Activities Advice Alien Nation Aliens Say the Darndest Things Alpha Flight Amalgam Ambush Bug Animal Man anime Aquaman Archetypes Archie Heroes Arrowed Asterix Atom Avengers Awards Babylon 5 Batman Battle Shovel Battlestar Galactica Black Canary BnB 2-in1 Books Booster Gold Buffy Canada Captain America Captain Marvel Cat CCGs Charlton Circles of Hell Class Comics Comics Code Approved Conan Contest Cooking Crisis Daredevil Dating Kara Zor-El Dating Lois Lane Dating Lucy Lane Dating Princess Diana DCAU Deadman Dial H Dice Dinosaur Island Dinosaurs Director Profiles Doctor Who Doom Patrol Down the Rabbit Hole Dr. Strange Encyclopedia Fantastic Four Fashion Nightmares Fiasco Films Within Films Flash Flushpoint Foldees French Friday Night Fights Fun with Covers FW Team-Up Galleries Game design Gaming Geekly roundup Geeks Anonymous Geekwear Gimme That Star Trek Godzilla Golden Age Grant Morrison Great Match-Ups of Science Fiction Green Arrow Green Lantern Hawkman Hero Points Podcast Holidays House of Mystery Hulk Human Target Improv Inspiration Intersect Invasion Invasion Podcast Iron Man Jack Kirby Jimmy Olsen JLA JSA Judge Dredd K9 the Series Kirby Motivationals Krypto Kung Fu Learning to Fly Legion Letters pages Liveblog Lonely Hearts Podcast Lord of the Rings Machine Man Motivationals Man-Thing Marquee Masters of the Universe Memes Memorable Moments Metal Men Metamorpho Micronauts Millennium Mini-Comics Monday Morning Macking Movies Mr. Terrific Music Nelvana of the Northern Lights Nightmare Fuel Number Ones Obituaries oHOTmu OR NOT? Old52 One Panel Outsiders Panels from Sheena Paper Dolls Play Podcast Polls Questionable Fridays Radio Rants Reaganocomics Recollected Red Bee Red Tornado Reign Retro-Comics Reviews Rom RPGs Sandman Sapphire & Steel Sarah Jane Adventures Saturday Morning Cartoons SBG for Girls Seasons of DWAITAS Secret Origins Podcast Secret Wars SF Shut Up Star Boy Silver Age Siskoid as Editor Siskoid's Mailbox Space 1999 Spectre Spider-Man Spring Cleaning ST non-fiction ST novels: DS9 ST novels: S.C.E. ST novels: The Shat ST novels: TNG ST novels: TOS Star Trek Streaky Suicide Squad Supergirl Superman Supershill Swamp Thing Tales from Earth-Prime Team Horrible Teen Titans That Franchise I Never Talk About The Prisoner The Thing Then and Now Theory Thor Thursdays of Two Worlds Time Capsule Timeslip Tintin Torchwood Tourist Traps of the Forgotten Realms Toys Turnarounds TV V Waking Life Warehouse 13 Websites What If? Who's This? Whoniverse-B Wikileaked Wonder Woman X-Files X-Men Zine