Beautia for President

Ripped from today's headlines! The names have been changed to protect the corrupt!

Yeah, we all know what this stands for. Bill Parker and C.C. Beck were prophets! At least as good as Nostradamus and that Delphi lady!

Whiz Comics #4 tells the story of an evil father and his beautiful daughter who want to take the White House and fight fake news media (what, you think Billy Batson is REAL?) to accomplish their goals. It all begins with electoral interference:

Cult of personality... Media over-saturation... Men totally entranced, but women not big fans... Of course, in this version of the story, Sivana (or so we'll call him) does not make himself president first, but his monarchist agenda is clear. There are other differences of course: He's a genius, for starters, and also accepts his hair loss.

So what's happens once the "Sivanas" are in the White House? Well...

Oh no! But what about your promises of economic prosperity?

Well at least we get a science fiction palace out of it.

So how does it all end? Maybe with a little revolt?

And an exile, perhaps to Russia Venus? Sure.

After that, all that's left is to restore free speech and inform the public.

Wait... did I just hear a rumor about Black Adam running for President? Here we go again...