Rummaging through drawers, I found the following identicards and draft cards, proving that at some point I was a member of the following super-groups and/or armies (photos and signatures removed to protect my secret identity).
An Avenger? Me? Of course, I was. As soon as I got a copy of the Marvel Universe Handbook vol.1 #15 (with all the gadgets). Yes, I admit my copy of the comic is mutilated, but I could theoretically paste the card back in there.
On the other side of the multiverse, I was also a member of the JLA during the Morrison era. On the back side, the card says "The bearer of this card is a member in good standing of JLA and is sworn to uphold its bylaws and protect the property and citizenry of the United States of America", which seems a little limited. But even Snapper Carr doesn't have one. It says "in good standing". Secretly delivered to me in an issue of Wizard Magazine. The teleporter tube showed up within the week.
Yep, the Imperial Guard too. The Kree deserve a sound beating.
Except, their Star Force drafted me too. Bird-brained Shi'ars suck, amirite? Let's just say I played both sides during Operation: Galactic Storm. I might be a Skrull. Not confirming anything, you understand. But I might be.
What are YOU a member of?
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