Last article published: 27 February 2021
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1. Well, it's D&D. Obviously, it's the game with the biggest market penetration and pop culture resonance. I guess it COULD survive, as a brand, to the far future. But if I'm both friends with Legionnaires and still myself, that's probably the game I want to play the least. Tired, not wired.
2. They play it like a wargame. Anytime we see a D&D session, they're always fighting one another with different avatars. There's no concept of a GameMaster (my prefered position), so you might imagine the computer is playing that role. Ok, sure. But why aren't the players cooperating "against" its scenario? Even from session to session, they may not be playing the same avatars, so it's really just a video game at this point.
3. The size of the party. As I've said, it's NOT a party because they're competitors, not collaborators. But then, even though other Legionnaires (like Violet here) hang around and comment, no one else ever plays. In a team that numbers 30+! The console is at least made for four, so I have to assume Dirk and Thom are not very fun to play with. In fact, Dirk sends Violet packing here (girls ruin everything). So now I'm thinking these two have a game based on all the toxic nerd clichés. Where's the Mountain Dew?!
4. It's superhero-ville, so stuff like this can happen: