Christmas in July with Metamorpho

Category: Metamorpho
Last article published: 26 May 2015
This is the 65th post under this label

Christmas in July in June?! Well, if people can start Christmas shopping the day after Labor Day, there's no reason we can start planning for July 25th a week before the summer solstice!

Metamorpho and his girl Sapphire have the right idea. Tropical beaches won't stand in the way of all the Christmas tropes. It's a wonder Rex didn't turn into a sodium snow storm or something. So get the bromide balls out. Calcify that Santa beard. And start planning for that extra holiday RIGHT NOW!

Good elemental gifts: Gold, silver.
Bad elemental gifts: Carbon, plutonium.
Add balloons to the party: Helium
For the geek in your life: Krypton