Obligatory Wedding Day Post

I may be the best man at this thing, but I would be remiss if I didn't pull out an old tradition of mine and warn Nath (from oHOTmu OR NOT's Hot Squad) and Marty (formerly of Lonely Hearts, which doesn't apply anymore) off what they are about to do today:

Normally, I pick the partner who has the least to win from tying the knot, but these two people have always been two peas in a pod, and I can't see their union as anything but equal. CONTINUE to have a great life together, my friends.