Hi, my name is Topo and I am a versatile octopus. Having been the trusty sidekick of the late, great Aquaman for a number of years, I am now looking for new employment and believe I would be perfect for any position offered by your fine company. I hope you will look at my resumé and immediately see how well I might fit in at __________ Co.
Understanding, kind and good at teamwork
Aquaman, Aqualad, and a few stiff eels
In the hopes that we will get to work together soon,