Friday, June 29, 2007

Friday Night Fights: Cap in your ass

You know, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby's Captain America stories from Tales of Suspense were little more than 10-page fights, but for some reason, they're works of genius anyway. I could draw from Essential Captain America volume 1 for all Friday Night Fights from now on and never feel like I could be kayoed. Not even by the Great Bahlactus himself!

Let's take a given situation: Captain America has been captured and his feet have been tied together. Uh-oh!!!Kicks of FREEDOM!Little known fact: Cap could have ripped off Iron Man's helmet at ANY TIME and delivered an Aparo Batman Explosive PunchTM. He just chose not to.
Shoulda fastened it, Tony!Cap can take 'em all on. Pile up?...
Cap don't swing that way!...Just an opportunity to beat up more guys all at once!
The original One Man Army CorpsCap is trained in many styles from around the world:
Matadoomed!Did I mention Explosive Fists of Fury? Oh, I did? Ok, bears repeating, don't you think?
Literally eating fist!And when it's all over...
Chandelier guy is actually a Skrull...Cap sits down with a good book.
Scrapbooking, the Cap way!He even READS intensely! HARDCORE!!!

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