Iron Man of Two Worlds

As worlds, dimensions and timelines start to unravel, the Monitors are whispering sweet nothings in each others' ears. Who stays? Who goes? If we end up with a single Earth, who's the definitive version of multiversal spectators' favorite heroes?

Case in point: The Invincible Iron ManThe Iron Man of Earth-663 may just dress in a gray can, but he fights the good fight against the commies! He would never, ever wear red (commies!!!), and proudly proclaims that "Paint is for chumps!"

The Iron Man of Earth-144 may look cooler, but he's started laying into the bottle pretty bad, and who knows, he might just let the International Space Station burn up in the atmosphere because of a hangover. And THEN he becomes a jackass.

Three guesses as to which Iron Man the Monitors will choose to keep...

BONUS: The same story as told on Earth-Prime-2!
But no commies, no crashing space station... You don't want to live on Earth-Prime-2. They suck.


Anonymous said...

That'll teach those paint using commies!

Still, I vote for the ironman from marvel megamorphs. Ironman-in a giant robot that turns into a jet.

Rock rock oon.

Anonymous said...

One of my favorite Iron Man covers....and I enjoyed your creative spin on it. LOL!

Siskoid said...

I'd forgotten they'd later one an homage to it, so I've added it as a bonus.


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