Batman and the Outsiders #4: Pages 8-9

Trading Spaces continues...Angles and the work of Gaudi?
Yes, along with food, sunlight and rock'n'roll. Speak for yourself, disembodied head of Geo-Force.
Metamorpho: When he decides to put his nose in other people's business, he puts the least possible effort into it.
Geo-Force: When he decides to put his nose in other people's business, he's a creepy stalker about it.
And an incorrigible gossip queen.

Now that you've seen Halo and Katana's penthouse and Geo-Force's palace on the river, time to get a look at Black Lightning's pad:
Wow, Batman don't pay equitably.
Sure, he's living in a rundown apartment in the slums of Gotham, but BL should feel lucky: He's already getting mail forwarded to that address. He just signed the lease, and the landlady just called to have the electricity hooked up, and he's already getting mail. Canada Post could learn a thing or two from DC Comics. (Anyone want to relate subscription stories that debunk this? Heck, comics have a hard time coming out on time in the stores these days!) Or more likely Mike Barr learned everything he knows about mail from Road Runner cartoons.
BL, you dawg, you just leave those lying around to get the chicks interested don't you? The ol' "I'm lonely but I'm a track star combo"! We're on to you...
Possible reasons you're not happy:
1) Because all your teammates are living in mansions.
2) Powering that lamp is giving you a headache.
3) Not much skiing in Gotham.
4) You're in the Outsiders.
5) Mike Barr trying to generate angst, it's what the kids want these days.
6) It's a teaching job, after all.
7) All of the above.

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