At the request of Don Martin's widow.
I guess my family wouldn't understand a homage to me either. ("Don't call here again about All-Prophets Day and tell that kazoo band not to show up at our house this year!!!")
So in lieu of apes, the SBG offers... ROBOTS!
We may have replaced the apes, but the robots... The robots will replace us in every sphere of human activity!
Shaking the boot-AY!
Even the most popular sport on Earth though it's not very popular over here will be played by ROBOTS!
Your obsolescence is only the first step. The takeover is coming. You cannot oppose us, meatbags.