Friday, February 15, 2008

Sockamagee! The Blue Beetle Socks Again!

After the warm response to the Golden Age Blue Beetle's riotous socking last week, Dan Garrett, rookie cop and generic superhero, has agreed to come in for an encore. From Blue Beetle No.4, which proudly showcases:Ping-pong and cricket are on his shitlist too(Dude hates tennis. What can I say?)

IT'S EVERY SOCK IN THE DRAWER!

The Argyle!
It's a sockful of socking, jerkwad!The Leg Warmer!
And weak knees!The Quarter Top!
Civilian identity or not, he's sockin'!The Tube!
He's what girls haveThe Hose!
And then I'll sock your tiny clown car!The Christmas Stocking!
Professor X gets it tooAnd just to show he's more than a one trick pony:
Triple threat!This Edition of What Not to Wear was brought to you by Bahlactus. "When it smells like feet in here, it's got to be Bahlactus."
Posted by Siskoid at 17:31
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3 comments:

Damian said...

"This ought to teach you not to mix it with the Blue Beetle!"

I love it. I'm one of that lines biggest fans. And as I stated before, I'm quite fond of "sock."

02:47
Siskoid said...

No mingling dammit!

08:04
SallyP said...

That is a considerable amount of socking going on. Nice to see a bop and a wham just for variety's sake.

I personally would have loved a Don Martinesque "Fuwaapaboingboing".

13:07

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