Everything I know about sports, I learned from comics...
Baseball...
Center field is the devil's position.
Bowling...
You'll get more strikes if you imagine the pins are garden gnomes.
Tennis...
There is no sport that can't be made Xtreme.
Horse racing...
Always put your money on the carnosaur.
Football...
It's all about the coach... and the padding.
Basketball...
There's no "I" in TEAM.
Boxing...
Some of that equipment is a lot heavier than it looks.
Hockey...
In some situations, high-sticking is called for. Like when fighting the goalie of death on an ice floe going down a waterfall.
Golf...
The traps aren't just in the sand.
The more you know...
Baseball...
Center field is the devil's position.Bowling...
You'll get more strikes if you imagine the pins are garden gnomes.Tennis...
There is no sport that can't be made Xtreme.Horse racing...
Always put your money on the carnosaur.Football...
It's all about the coach... and the padding.Basketball...
There's no "I" in TEAM.Boxing...
Some of that equipment is a lot heavier than it looks.Hockey...
In some situations, high-sticking is called for. Like when fighting the goalie of death on an ice floe going down a waterfall.Golf...
The traps aren't just in the sand.The more you know...
The Devil's super-toned calves and hooves makes it easier for him to jump higher, therefore a better outfielder.
ReplyDeleteGolf, barely a sport.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree. It's pool on a bigger scale.
ReplyDeleteBut since I also included fellow fake-sport Bowling...
Although I totally propose Garden Gnome bowling to be considered an extreme sport.
ReplyDeleteEither way, great post! Made me laugh a plenty