Name: MC Skat KatStomping Grounds: Paula Abdul's video for Opposites Attract, then his own album, The Adventures of MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob
Side: Evil
Breed: American Shorthair
Cat Powers: The creepy ability to seduce our women (possibly limited to those about the size of a largish cat). May or may not be dependent on hypnosis-inducing tele-kiss. Dancing (specialties: hip hop and tap).
Skills: Eat 0, Sleep 3, Mischief 8, Wit 4, Rap 2
Cat Weaknesses: Smoker. Milli Vanilli Factor.
The Videos: Opposites Attract which you can watch on You-Tube HERE (for some reason, embedding has been disabled, oh Paula)
And MC Skat Kat's solo original (featuring Paula Abdul in a non-singing role), Scat Strut:
Good gravy, man! I thought this was safely excised into the nether regions of my brain, never to be brought up again. But now you've yanked to the surface front and center.
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