Cat of the Geek #18: MC Skat Kat

Name: MC Skat Kat
Stomping Grounds: Paula Abdul's video for Opposites Attract, then his own album, The Adventures of MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob
Side: Evil
Breed: American Shorthair
Cat Powers: The creepy ability to seduce our women (possibly limited to those about the size of a largish cat). May or may not be dependent on hypnosis-inducing tele-kiss. Dancing (specialties: hip hop and tap).
Skills: Eat 0, Sleep 3, Mischief 8, Wit 4, Rap 2
Cat Weaknesses: Smoker. Milli Vanilli Factor.
The Videos: Opposites Attract which you can watch on You-Tube HERE (for some reason, embedding has been disabled, oh Paula)
And MC Skat Kat's solo original (featuring Paula Abdul in a non-singing role), Scat Strut:

Comments

De said…
Good gravy, man! I thought this was safely excised into the nether regions of my brain, never to be brought up again. But now you've yanked to the surface front and center.

Gah!!!
September 1, 2009 at 9:39 AM
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