Cat of the Geek #21: Hello, Kitty

Name: Hello, Kitty
Stomping Grounds: First a cute purse, then ZE VORLD!!!!
Side: Evil
Breed: Monster
Cat Powers: Cuteness Factor off the scale. Worth 1 billion $ in licensing fees each year. Awared the exclusive title, UNICEF Special Friend of Children (do not be fooled, kids!).
Skills: Eat 0, Sleep 0, Mischief 9, Wit 2, Market Penetration 20 bazillion!
Cat Weaknesses: Has an (even more) evil twin. Hello Kitty armbands(TM) used to shame Thai police officers who have earned demerits.
Some of Hello, Kitty's Greatest Crimes:
And an upcoming MMORPG...

5 comments:

ShadowWing Tronix said...

Loathe as I am to bring it up, a far worse crime exists: the brand shows up on at least one form of.."adult toy"..I'm sure others have heard of it if I have.

Siskoid said...

As this is a family blog...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

There is only ONE kitty...and her first name is HELLO. Free tickets for you when my HELLO KITTY movie staring one Mr Tom Cruise comes out next summer.

Siskoid said...

She's turned Cal!

Doctor Mi said...

Of course Eat:0 seeing that Hello Kitty has no mouth...

My fav is the Hello Kitty toaster, which burns an image of HK on the bread...

Keep mistaking it with Musti. Musti has no bow, but has a mouth.

 

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