Stomping Grounds: "For My Cat Jeoffrey" by Christopher Smart
Breed: European Shorthair
Cat Powers: Worship God by doing catly things. Statically charged fur. More tricks than your regular house cat.
Skills: Eat 6, Sleep 8, Mischief 2, Wit 3, Fetch 5
Cat Weaknesses: Misers and hypocrites. Cork. Rat bites.
Full Text with images by L. Nichols