Cat of the Geek #94: Agent Bauer

Name: Special Agent Jack Bauer
Stomping Grounds: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ("Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City")
Side: Evil
Breed: American longhair
Cat Powers: Born in a pool of gasoline, on a piece of rusty scrap metal. Has been known to jump through barbed wire into a vat of hot tar. Outranks you.
Skills: Eat 7, Sleep 4, Mischief 7, Wit 1, Indestructible 9
Cat Weaknesses: A taste for gasoline. The offensive smell.