100 Things I Love About Television

Being the second in a series of positive memes sent out on the radiation belt we call the Internet.

1. "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
2. Theme tunes you can hum or sing
3. Salem jumping off the couch
4. "Oh boy."
5. Heritage minutes
6. Vorenus & Pullo
7. Figuring out who your partner would be if you did the Amazing Race
8. Seinfeld's love of Superman
9. Walk and talks
10. "Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice..." PIEW PIEW PIIIIIEEWWWW

11. The f**k conversation on The Wire (everything about that series really)
12. Will they, won't they relationships
13. John Casey headbutting a punch
14. Carl Kolchak
15. Buffy's musical episode
16. How (not) long a character is expected to survive on Oz
17. Stephen Moffat scripts
18. Aaron Sorkin scripts
19. The Unit, both as a military procedural AND as a badass in-your-face-Jason-Bourne action series
20. The TARDIS materializing21. People who are really, really disappointed on Trading Spaces
22. That perfect first season of Heroes
23. Jack Donaghy
24. Celebs admitting they sold their soul to the devil in G vs. E
25. Garak
26. Syndey's various looks in Alias
27. They actually published Castle's books
28. The Battle of Bastogne in Band of Brothers with the trees exploding and stuff
29. The moment Neon Genesis Evangelion "turns"
30. Annie, the charming ghost of Being Human
31. Bender Bending Rodriguez
32. There was this time on As the World Turns when I was a kid, where Gina Davis and whoever played her boyfriend are trapped on an island by an evil mastermind and forced to solve puzzles based on the works of Lewis Carroll and they have to fight this giant mechanized Jabberwock and cut its head off... but I've already admitted to too much
33. John de Lancie's EPCOT robot in Days of our lives (ditto)
34. "These giant cups might as well have nipples on them!"
35. Everything about the From the Earth to the Moon episode "1968"
36. When people who have been on Star Trek guest star on another show
37. When people who have been on Doctor Who guest star on another show
38. Blackadder's sarcasm
39. Elisabeth Sladen
40. Real dinosaurs in a nature documentary!
41. Captain Jack
42. Captain Sheridan
43. The deep fryer incident in Spooks' first season
44. The whistly tune for the Canadian Wildlife PSAs
45. Blue Peter's on-set pets
46. "The tribe has spoken"
47. The fourth Doctor's scarf
48. Never going to commercial in British and HBO shows
49. Benedict Cumberbatch (just saying the name)
50. "This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds."
51. Sailor Jupiter
52. Cat Deeley (items #51 and #52 may or may not be related somehow)
53. Captain Kirk puts his boots on the morning after (saucy!)
54. Firefly's Chinese/western lingo
55. Michael Palin takes a dhow in Around the World in 80 Days
56. Guerrero!
57. Explaining the cons on Hustle
58. The Number 2 switcheroo in every opening of The Prisoner
59. Jon Stewart on Crossfire
60. Max Headroom
61. Kate Winslet explaining how to win an Oscar in Extras (then later winning one exactly that way)
62. The Blue Planet episode in which we go down into the deepest depths
63. The Batman animated series doesn't NEED a title. He's Batman, bitches!
64. Octopi take over the WORLD! in The Future Is Wild
65. The Tim-Dawn romance on The Office
66. Samurai Jack
67. Bear McCreary's music
68. Brave and the Bold's Aquaman
69. Nate Fisher's meditation on grief in the first season finale of Six Feet Under
70. Judge Wopner
71. Anne of Green Gables pulls a Lady of Shalott
72. The 24 ticking clock
73. Camisra's "Let Me Show" in Spaced's clubbing episode
74. Mel Profit takes it between his toes
75. The Sledge Hammer finale that ends with a nuclear explosion
76. Dana Delaney (any role, including voice work)
77. The use of "Paint It Black" as Tour of Duty's theme song
78. Columbo's "One more thing..."
79. Ozzie and Harriet's twin beds
80. Space hippies!
81. "So say we all." (Everything about BSG, really)
82. The Gene Genie (AKA Gene Hunt)
83. Space 1999's opening credits
84. Batman's bat-handkerchief
85. Myths finally busted
86. French game shows (ex: the almost unbearably nerdy Des chiffres et des lettres, the sassy and impolite Pyramide, and whatever the one with two towns facing off against a cow is)
87. Chef Ramsey's fish slaps
88. Hugh Jackman's Oscar song
89. Crispin Glover attacks David Letterman
90. OMG GOD LOOK AT ALL THOSE SUPERHEROES! (Justice League Unlimited)
91. Lucy Brown as Claudia Brown
92. The father-daughter relationship in Veronica Mars
93. Denny Crane
94. The widescreen revolution
95. Early Cybermen's creepy voices ("You will be like uzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz")
96. The sad piano music from The Incredible Hulk
97. Chiggy Von Richthofen
98. Sally Sparrow
99. PIGS! IN! SPACE!
100. The DVD/on demand revolution

I left tons of stuff out too...

13 comments:

Delta said...

Best item: #76.

More:
- Schoolhouse Rock
- "I can walk like a penguin"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddBt5p-Uqew

Cap'n Neurotic said...

Great list, filled with things I wish I'd put in mine.

#11 was the moment when The Wire went from "this is a pretty good show" to "oh, wow this show is amazing!" for me.

Matthew Turnage said...

I didn't remember Kirk putting his boots on in "Mirror, Mirror," but I love when he put his boots on in "Wink of an Eye" while Deela brushes her hair.

A couple of others I'd have to have on my personal list:

The Adam West Batman show was a serious super-hero adventure show when I was four, but became a campy laugh-fest when I saw it again when I was eleven.

Freeze frame on the General Lee in midair as Waylon Jennings wondered how the Dukes were going to get out of this one.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Seinfeld: "The Contest"

The fact that I cry every time I watch DS9's "The Visitor."

Michael Scott vs. Toby Flenderson.

Siskoid said...

Must have confused the two!

kingbeauregard said...

I liked "Rome" better the first time ... wwwhen it was called "The Seventh Seal".

Nahh, that's not my actual opinion; I love "Rome" and it's actually excellent for drifting off to sleep to. (Even Servilia's screams of torture become soothing after a while.) But take a look at the leads in "The Seventh Seal" and tell me they don't look and behave like Kevin McKidd and Ray Stevenson.

In other news, Ray Stevenson wasn't as Volstaggy as I would have hoped in the "Thor" movie. I had dreams of Brian Blessed; my expectations were way too high.

Siskoid said...

Haven't seen Thor yet, but I would have thought Branagh would have been able to pull his friend Brian Blessed into the proceedings. Maybe he was past the age to play the Lion of Asgard?

Anonymous said...

(King Beau again, having trouble with OpenID)

I was pretty pleased with the "Thor" movie; Thor, Loki, Odin, and Natalie Portman were what I wanted them to be. (I don't have much opinion on Jane Foster, but Natalie was winsome as always.)

Loki, in particular, I liked for not being a completely obvious jerk, and not being a complete black-and-white jerk for that matter.

Heimdall was black, and anything that pisses off racists is fine by me.

LiamKav said...

Does that make Sheridan your favourite character from B5? I have been catching the repeats on FX over here, and I do quite like his "if in doubt, blow it up with nukes" approach.

Siskoid said...

Sheridan all the way.

Teebore said...

Darn you Siskoid! Now I want to do this one too (and I haven't even finished the movie list yet)!

Some of my favorites of yours:

9. Walk and talks
56. Guerrero!
76. Dana Delaney (any role, including voice work)
96. The sad piano music from The Incredible Hulk

ticknart said...

I'm a couple of days late, but thanks for including:
"3. Salem jumping off the couch"
and
"71. Anne of Green Gables pulls a Lady of Shalott"

Two of my favorite TV bits.

Rich said...

What Guerrero do you mean?
56. Guerrero!
Evelyn from Cheech and Chong? If so, very cool and good taste.

Siskoid said...

Did Cheech and Chong have a TV show?

I was talking about a character in the Human Target show, which was airing when I wrote the post.

 

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