Cat of the Geek #121: Carl the Cat That Made Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Name: Carl (based on a real cat named Fat Max)
Stomping Grounds: Jim Mahfood's Carl the Cat That Made Peanut Butter Sandwiches one-shot
Side: Whatever side he wants!
Breed: American shorthair
Cat Powers: Katanas. Guns. Delivering hundreds of sandwiches to the mob. Killing eskimos. Pleasing his lady.
Skills: Eat 4, Sleep 2, Mischief 8, Wit 8, Badassery 11
Cat Weaknesses: None. Unless you count those that comes with irresistibility.