Dating Lois Lane - Testing Her Potential as a Wife

Or more specifically, as a mother to your children. And when your children are likely to be super-powered, what better try-out than "adopting" Supergirl?

And where you have super-powered children, you're going to need robot doppelgangers to protect their secret identities. And those things need maintenance.

And over the course of that maintenance, well, you don't want someone from child protection services to show up, do you?

Superman's verdict: FAIL.

Sorry Lois, maybe Wonder Woman can do better.