Warehouse 13 Artifacts: Season 3

Being a look at some favorite artifacts from Warehouse 13's third season, in various categories, both good and bad.

Most Want
Walt Disney's Paintbrush (Love Sick)
This is a cool artifact that allows you to paint over objects and turn them into cartoons. We could be living in Toontown! I would try it on everything and everyone, just to see what they looked like as caricatures, or what animals and objects would have to say. I better keep one of those silver bags handy to get us back to reality.

Coolest But Way Too Dangerous

William Shakespeare's Lost Folio (The New Guy)
I can understand why it would be Hendrix's guitars for some, but for me, there's no cultural icon I love more than Shakespeare's plays. The lost folio has these engravings that cause the first persone to touch them to die in the exact same way the character on the page does, so yeah, maybe read it with some gloves. And then the print burns up, which is a great shame. I wonder if there are engravings for the comedies, stuff where the first person to touch them get married or something. That could be a curse too, I suppose.


Mr. Mental and Coco's Fezzes (Past Imperfect)
One fez sat on a famous psychic's head and the other on his monkey's so they could work a "guess-the-number" con. Now they work as a mind-reading apparatus for animals. Completely loopy. How could I ever hope to get my cat to keep that hat on?

It's a Curse - Keep It Away From Me

W.C. Field's Juggling Balls (Love Sick)
Play with the balls and become instantly drunk. Blackouts guaranteed to follow. Let's just say I'm not big on loss of control, especially if I'm not gonna remember a thing later. Truth be told, I've never, ever blacked out. Drink responsibly, kids! (I haven't always, and I can remember every excruciating minute of it. I guess that's why black-outs exist.)

Throwaway Most Worthy of Its Own Episode
D.B. Cooper's Parachute (Love Sick)
A quick mention in an episode that supplies a lot of my choices, no powers are ascribed to this parachute, but I could make a guess. D.B. Cooper is the name given to an unknown man who hijacked a Boeing 747 between Portland and Seattle in 1971, extorted 200,000$ in ransom, then parachuted out of the plane and disappeared forever. The parachute, if it's become an artifact, might allow the user to jump into some kind of wormhole, landing you far from where you started. I think there's potential there, for mystery and high-flying action.

So that's me. Please use the comments section to list the Season 3 artifacts you loved, while I wait on the 4th season DVD set that comes out this summer.



Blog Archive


5 Things to Like Activities Advice Alien Nation Aliens Say the Darndest Things Alpha Flight Amalgam Ambush Bug Animal Man anime Aquaman Archetypes Archie Heroes Arrowed Asterix Atom Avengers Awards Babylon 5 Batman Battle Shovel Battlestar Galactica Black Canary BnB 2-in1 Books Booster Gold Buffy Canada Captain America Captain Marvel Cat CCGs Charlton Circles of Hell Class Comics Comics Code Approved Conan Contest Cooking Crisis Daredevil Dating Kara Zor-El Dating Lois Lane Dating Lucy Lane Dating Princess Diana DCAU Deadman Dial H Dice Dinosaur Island Dinosaurs Director Profiles Doctor Who Doom Patrol Down the Rabbit Hole Dr. Strange Encyclopedia Fantastic Four Fashion Nightmares Fiasco Films Within Films Flash Flushpoint Foldees French Friday Night Fights Fun with Covers FW Team-Up Galleries Game design Gaming Geekly roundup Geeks Anonymous Geekwear Gimme That Star Trek Godzilla Golden Age Grant Morrison Great Match-Ups of Science Fiction Green Arrow Green Lantern Hawkman Hero Points Podcast Holidays House of Mystery Hulk Human Target Improv Inspiration Intersect Invasion Invasion Podcast Iron Man Jack Kirby Jimmy Olsen JLA JSA Judge Dredd K9 the Series Kirby Motivationals Krypto Kung Fu Learning to Fly Legion Letters pages Liveblog Lonely Hearts Podcast Lord of the Rings Machine Man Motivationals Man-Thing Marquee Masters of the Universe Memes Memorable Moments Metal Men Metamorpho Micronauts Millennium Mini-Comics Monday Morning Macking Movies Mr. Terrific Music Nelvana of the Northern Lights Nightmare Fuel Number Ones Obituaries oHOTmu OR NOT? Old52 One Panel Orville Outsiders Panels from Sheena Paper Dolls Play Podcast Polls Questionable Fridays Radio Rants Reaganocomics Recollected Red Bee Red Tornado Reign Retro-Comics Reviews Rom RPGs Sandman Sapphire & Steel Sarah Jane Adventures Saturday Morning Cartoons SBG for Girls Seasons of DWAITAS Secret Origins Podcast Secret Wars SF Shut Up Star Boy Silver Age Siskoid as Editor Siskoid's Mailbox Space 1999 Spectre Spider-Man Spring Cleaning ST non-fiction ST novels: DS9 ST novels: S.C.E. ST novels: The Shat ST novels: TNG ST novels: TOS Star Trek Streaky Suicide Squad Supergirl Superman Supershill Swamp Thing Tales from Earth-Prime Team Horrible Teen Titans That Franchise I Never Talk About The Prisoner The Thing Then and Now Theory Thor Thursdays of Two Worlds Time Capsule Timeslip Tintin Torchwood Tourist Traps of the Forgotten Realms Toys Turnarounds TV V Waking Life Warehouse 13 Websites What If? Who's This? Whoniverse-B Wikileaked Wonder Woman X-Files X-Men Zero Hour Strikes Zine