Who I Am at Work

This is the fictional character I most resemble at work:

And this is the one I wish I actually were:

Clearly, I'm a communications director/senior adviser in a political entity, but feel free to meme this thing up with YOUR OWN job. Let us know in the comments (or through a link to your own space) what fictional character you are at work, and which you wish you were.

I'm really curious to see what others will do with this.