Let's Make a Very Bad Deal!

Oh Monty Hall, what has Door #3 gotten us into THIS time?

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Jeremy Patrick said…
"Dear Mrs. Smith,

The Department of Defense regrets to inform you that your son Johnny was killed in action. He and the other members of his platoon allowed a leaping tank to land on their backs. They could have rolled out of the way, but they interpreted the motto of the U.S. Marines (Semper Fi--Always Faithful) as requiring them to be run over despite this sacrifice achieving no discernible military purpose. But although your son was not smart, he was very brave. Our condolences on your loss."
Siskoid said…
But if you can show me any kind of safety pin from your purse, I'll give you 100$ for your loss!