We got to talking at work after I'd seen the third Hobbit film, that once its extended cut is out, Peter Jackson won't be taking us back to Middle Earth anymore. So we dreamed up a few more projects for him, to fill the holes he neglected to fill in his 22-hour opus. If "side-movies" are good enough for the X-Men and Star Wars, it's good enough for Professor Tolkeeeeeeen. Put your satirical glasses on, it's gonna be a wild ride.
Elf Squad (rejected title: Journey to the North; even more rejected title: Aragorn Origins)
My Dinner with Sauron
And after that?
By the time the interstitial trilogy is out (and extended), we can start talking about buying up other Tolkien material like the Lost and Unfinished Tales (sorry, no closure for you) or the Silmarillion (I recommend it as a found footage film), but not before, okay?