Dating Lucy Lane: Get in Line

Here's the thing about Lucy Lane, you sort of have to get in line. And even if you are in line, it doesn't mean she'll respect the line order.
And she loves a man in uniform, and she doesn't think you wearing the same green jacket all the time IS a uniform (though I guess it explains Jimmy's dress sense). When you DO get your date with her, no matter how wonderful it is, she'll still let you know that you have to get back in line at the end of it. There's a rota.
So what can you do? Well, you can try to get over her by falling for a beautiful alien queen like Allura (you know she's beautiful because her parents named her that) from Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #64 (1962).
But be careful about those Internet relationships, you just might find out you have some crucial incompatibility.
Yeah, that's really sad. Gulliver couldn't make it work in Brobdingnag either. So what are you going to do? All you can do: Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and get back into line.
Because at the end of the day, that's all you can do when you're one of Lucy Lane's love slaves.

Comments

Eric TF Bat said…
Ah yes, 1962, the year that Kennedy's revitalised Democrats successfully dealt with the scourge of "a pinch and punch for the first of the month" by removing the 1st from every month. What a visionary that man was!
Siskoid said…
An obvious Liberal Conspiracy to take days from wealthy months and give them to February.
wordsmith said…
"Air-Corps Officer"? "No-one"? Someone seems to have translated your issue into British/Canadian.
Siskoid said…
This was published before American standards started to slip.
wordsmith said…
I wish someone would translate our Healthcare System into British/Canadian.