That Time the Impossible Man Probably Had His Way with Kitty Pryde and Colossus' Sister

They were hanging out by the pool one day, complaining about the things they couldn't have...
...and well, one thing led to another...
Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

He definitely got their ice cream.

Ok fine. This was Assistant Editors' Month, which makes X-Men Annual #7 (1983) not exactly canonical, but it's still technically a scene that could happen in a future X-Men movie. Impossible Man is part of the Fantastic Four franchise, which Fox is exploiting. YOU THINK TOM SELLECK WOULD BE INTO IT? Maybe the plot could have something to do with stealing Earth's water for a dry Poppup...

That's right, IT GOT TOPICAL!

Comments

Anonymous said…
The events of that issue were referenced in this:

http://marvel.wikia.com/New_Mutants_Annual_Vol_1_3

As far as I know, it was in canon. All of it.
Martin Gray said…
So he licked their lollies or something? This doesn't seem to be on Marvel Unlimited.
Siskoid said…
You went a lot dirtier than I did there.