1-That Lego Dimensions / Swamp Thing Omnibus / Doctor Who scarf / Rey statue you wanted is under the tree!
2-You get Scrooged. That'll teach you to bitch about the new Star Wars. (Ghost of Christmas Past takes you to see The Phantom Menace.)
3-That "Choose Your Own Adventure" book isn't gonna finish itself. :-(
4-Die Hard of course.
This is what happens when all you have is a d4. Make sure not to leave it lying around. You don't want to accidentally caltrop your family members during the weekend.