Doctor Who and the Sluggish Invasion
Directors: Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant
Stars: David Tennant, Liza Tarbuk, Andy Millman
Precis: The 10th Doctor and Rita fight the slug-like Shlong.
Even the production values are suspect. Even the classic program would have been ashamed of the Shlong costumes... and they made things like the Creature from the Pit which was just a green weather balloon somehow made to look like a giant haunted condom! Well, I wish Shlong had as much personality. Maybe they should have just run a clip show that week. Critics would have panned it anyway, but at least we could have sit through some of the show's best moments, even if it were in a pointless montage. We've lost Fury from the Deep, but this is forever available. That's the only real horror here.
Watch what clips have filtered through to our universe (courtesy of Extras' Christmas special):
Final rating: 1 ou 5 police boxes
Would see if it were made: I've seen every Doctor Who episode ever, even the lost ones (as ugly reconstructions), so yes. Where do I think it would rank? Maybe just under The Twin Dilemma?