Cat of the Geek #84: Ceiling Cat

Name: Ceiling Cat
Stomping Grounds: LOLcat universe
Side: Ultimate Good
Breed: American shorthair (but only because American Shorthairs wrote the bible)
Cat Powers: The ability to peer through reality through a ceiling hole portal to watch whatever sins men and cats alike commit.
Skills: Eat 0, Sleep 0, Mischief 5, Wit 2, Watch 10
Cat Weaknesses: None. For corroborating evidence, read:

Comments

Jeremy Patrick said…
My cat has disappeared into the ceiling before, which always makes me nervous. He always comes down though, usually meowing because he's afraid to jump down.
October 20, 2010 at 1:32 PM
Siskoid said…
There's no ceiling access where I live, but I have the same problem with cupboards... especially those filled with pipes and toxic cleaning agents.

Duct tape has cleared up the situation.
October 20, 2010 at 2:12 PM
curtisblack72 said…
http://www.redbubble.com/people/curtisblack72/t-shirts/7557455-ceiling-cat for shirts
August 3, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Anonymous said…
And you have two first names, Jeremy.
March 17, 2013 at 6:51 PM
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