Cat of the Geek #84: Ceiling Cat

Name: Ceiling Cat
Stomping Grounds: LOLcat universe
Side: Ultimate Good
Breed: American shorthair (but only because American Shorthairs wrote the bible)
Cat Powers: The ability to peer through reality through a ceiling hole portal to watch whatever sins men and cats alike commit.
Skills: Eat 0, Sleep 0, Mischief 5, Wit 2, Watch 10
Cat Weaknesses: None. For corroborating evidence, read:

Comments

  1. Jeremy PatrickOctober 20, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    My cat has disappeared into the ceiling before, which always makes me nervous. He always comes down though, usually meowing because he's afraid to jump down.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 17, 2013 at 6:51 PM

      And you have two first names, Jeremy.

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  2. SiskoidOctober 20, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    There's no ceiling access where I live, but I have the same problem with cupboards... especially those filled with pipes and toxic cleaning agents.

    Duct tape has cleared up the situation.

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  3. curtisblack72August 3, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    http://www.redbubble.com/people/curtisblack72/t-shirts/7557455-ceiling-cat for shirts

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