DC Comics' Amazing History of Abraham Lincoln

I hear it's something called... Presidents' Day? Is that right? Something like that anyway. I'm not sure where to put the apostrophe. I probably got it right. If not, well, let's just say that in Canada, we don't particularly worship our Prime Ministers, least of all today's Robot-in-Chief. But Americaneers are a different breed, and I think they have a right to be. Take Abraham Lincoln, for example. In addition to abolishing slavery and killing lots of vampires, did you know...

He once arm-wrestled Scalphunter?

And once punched Woozy Winks?

And that Bizarro gave him every chance to kill John Wilkes Booth?

Yep, THAT ALL HAPPENED.

You can't deny History.