Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Cat of the Geek #28: Toonces the Driving Cat

Name: Toonces
Stomping Grounds: Saturday Night Live
Side: Irresponsible
Breed: American shorthair
Cat Powers: Can apparently drive! Amazingly long legs.
Skills: Eat 4, Sleep 3, Mischief 10, Wit 3, Driving 2
Cat Weaknesses: Can't actually drive!
Theme Song:

7 comments:

De said...

I miss Phil Hartman :-(

Sea-of-Green said...

Oh, Toonces. I loved Toonces. I think that was the last time SNL was genuinely funny.

Bully said...

Toonces would make me fall on the floor with laughter. It's such a brilliant but simple concept, and even though (like so much on SNL) they did it over and over again with the same joke, it was still hilarious. I recently found my Toonces coffee mug and I'm thinking twice about putting it up on eBay now.

mwb said...

Leading to the inevitable fanfic of Toonces and Salem (Sabrina) - Road Trip!

Siskoid said...

Is that a real thing?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Toones is the bestest kitty ever and the finest ping pong player next to Spunky...they really go tat it.

mwb said...

Siskoid asks: "Is that a real thing?"

Only if there's any justice in the 'net!

I've joked about writing it for years - while hoping someone would have beat me to it.