Cat of the Geek #28: Toonces the Driving Cat

Name: Toonces
Stomping Grounds: Saturday Night Live
Side: Irresponsible
Breed: American shorthair
Cat Powers: Can apparently drive! Amazingly long legs.
Skills: Eat 4, Sleep 3, Mischief 10, Wit 3, Driving 2
Cat Weaknesses: Can't actually drive!
Theme Song:

Comments

De said…
I miss Phil Hartman :-(
Sea-of-Green said…
Oh, Toonces. I loved Toonces. I think that was the last time SNL was genuinely funny.
Bully said…
Toonces would make me fall on the floor with laughter. It's such a brilliant but simple concept, and even though (like so much on SNL) they did it over and over again with the same joke, it was still hilarious. I recently found my Toonces coffee mug and I'm thinking twice about putting it up on eBay now.
mwb said…
Leading to the inevitable fanfic of Toonces and Salem (Sabrina) - Road Trip!
Siskoid said…
Is that a real thing?
Toones is the bestest kitty ever and the finest ping pong player next to Spunky...they really go tat it.
mwb said…
Siskoid asks: "Is that a real thing?"

Only if there's any justice in the 'net!

I've joked about writing it for years - while hoping someone would have beat me to it.